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Books [05 May 2008|01:02pm]
from [info]contessa_maggie:

The top 106 books most often marked as "unread" by LibraryThing’s users. As in, they sit on the shelf to make you look smart or well-rounded. Bold the ones you've read, underline the ones you read for school, italicize the ones you started but didn't finish.

Here's the twist: add (*) beside the ones you liked and would (or did) read again or recommend. Even if you read 'em for school in the first place.

Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell*
Anna Karenina
Crime and Punishment
Catch-22*
One Hundred Years of Solitude
Wuthering Heights
The Silmarillion
Life of Pi : a novel
The Name of the Rose
Don Quixote (excerpts technically)
Moby Dick
Ulysses
Madame Bovary
The Odyssey
Pride and Prejudice
Jane Eyre
The Tale of Two Cities
The Brothers Karamazov
Guns, Germs, and Steel: the fates of human societies
War and Peace
Vanity Fair
The Time Traveler’s Wife
The Iliad
Emma
The Blind Assassin
The Kite Runner
Mrs. Dalloway
Great Expectations
American Gods (whut?...oh, this is from librarything.)
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
Atlas Shrugged
Reading Lolita in Tehran : a memoir in books
Memoirs of a Geisha* I liked this a lot more than I expected
Middlesex
Quicksilver
Wicked : the life and times of the wicked witch of the West
The Canterbury Tales QUYTINGE, AMIRITE
The Historian : a novel
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
Love in the Time of Cholera
Brave New World
The Fountainhead
Foucault’s Pendulum
Middlemarch
Frankenstein (like fanfic, in a way)
The Count of Monte Cristo
Dracula
A Clockwork Orange*
Anansi Boys*
The Once and Future King

The Grapes of Wrath
The Poisonwood Bible : a novel
1984*
Angels & Demons
The Inferno (and Purgatory and Paradise)
The Satanic Verses
Sense and Sensibility
The Picture of Dorian Gray*
Mansfield Park
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
To the Lighthouse
Tess of the D’Urbervilles
Oliver Twist
Gulliver’s Travels
Les Misérables
The Corrections
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
Dune
*
The Prince
The Sound and the Fury
Angela’s Ashes : a memoir
The God of Small Things
A People’s History of the United States : 1492-present
Cryptonomicon (It literally took me two years to read this book and I forgot what happened at the beginning by the time I finished. I did fancy Alan Turing though.)
Neverwhere
A Confederacy of Dunces
A Short History of Nearly Everything
Dubliners*
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
Beloved
Slaughterhouse-five
The Scarlet Letter
Eats, Shoots & Leaves
The Mists of Avalon
Oryx and Crake : a novel
Collapse : how societies choose to fail or succeed
Cloud Atlas
The Confusion
Lolita
Persuasion
Northanger Abbey
The Catcher in the Rye
On the Road
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Freakonomics : a rogue economist explores the hidden side of everything
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance : an inquiry into values
The Aeneid
Watership Down
Gravity’s Rainbow
The Hobbit*
In Cold Blood : a true account of a multiple murder and its consequences
White Teeth*
Treasure Island
David Copperfield
The Three Musketeers
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AARGH [03 Apr 2008|11:25pm]
http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/music/chi-ovn_0401csoapr01,1,631528.story


WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Simon McBurney is amazing ugh


I cannot believe I missed this.
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A Bit of Geoffrey Chaucer [01 Apr 2008|09:36pm]
Whan that Aprill with his shoures soote
The droghte of march hath perced to the roote,
And bathed euery veyne in swich licour
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
Whan zephirus eek with his sweete breeth
Inspired hath in euery holt and heeth
Tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne
Hath in the ram his halue cours yronne,
And smale foweles maken melodye,
That slepen al the nyght with open ye*
(so priketh hem nature in hir corages);
Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages,
And palmeres for to seken straunge strondes,
To ferne halwes, kowthe in sondry londes;
And specially from euery shires ende
Of engelond to caunterbury they wende,
The hooly blisful martir for to seke,
That hem hath holpen whan that they were seeke.






*those birds are sooooooo horny.
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"Randy! COME ON! Where's Duke, the CAR'S here!!" "Duke!..." [31 Jan 2008|10:58pm]
Totally sick new single from Supergrass

"sick" as in "AWESOME", by the way. Glam + SG = awesome. Mathematical axiom.

I almost called it "a cracking new single" but then I remembered that I wasn't
-a 42-year-old British man
-a reviewer for the NME
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2008 [06 Jan 2008|07:48pm]
I seem to have "She's Attracted To"* stuck in my head.

Well. I went to Africa a few days after Christmas for a week and got back today, hence my being absent this particular week. Now I am in my room, non-unpacked, but going to school tomorrow. :-/ Thanks to [info]threeoranges for the lovely card (and excellent Geoffrey Chaucer Hath A Blog reference, btw).

I hope your holidays were nice-- nobody cared about the non-Ethiopian New Year in Ethiopia, but the millennium was a big, big deal. Loads of lights and posters and events happening for it, even four months after it's gone!

I'm feeling a touch tired so I'm off for now. Just thought I would pop in.










*House kills me in that video.
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*dashes in* [24 Dec 2007|11:23pm]
Er, hello, many things have happened to me but none warranting writing about. Them's the breaks.
SO: merry christmas/happy holidays! I hope you have a peaceful and lovely day.

I mean, I guess I hope that every day, but you know what I mean. :-)
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Whaaaaa? [11 Nov 2007|05:59pm]
So. I was reading my library copy of Algernon Blackwood stories, and needed a bookmark. The book is an old one, from the late 50s, and still has one of those index card things where the due date is stamped (sidenote-- I think I was old enough to just remember the end of stamping books) pasted to the back. So I drew out the card to use it as a bookmark, and out of curiosity looked at some of the names that had checked out the book. One of the lines says: Nov 10 '59, John Bellairs.

And I was like Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!?!?

So I did a bit of Google searching and John Bellairs did in fact come to the University of Chicago in 1959 to do his masters' in English! How odd.
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THRI-LLER! THRI-LLER TONIIIIIGHT! [31 Oct 2007|03:17pm]
[ music | Thriller-Michael Jackson no rly ]

So, to get you in the spooky Halloween mood, here's an Algernon Blackwood story. I remember talking about him last year but I don't remember if I posted this particular story. In any case, it is THE freakiest one; if he'd left out the ending I would be way, way more freaked out by it. It's a stupid ending, but a good story.

The Listener - Algernon Blackwood


Have at!

Also: Art Brut/Hold Steady tonight hooray! I was gonna buy a set of cheap moustaches, stick two over my eyebrows and the third over my upper lip and say I was the lead singer, Eddie Argos:


But I forgot to go to the Halloween store with the house on Saturday/ask people to buy me some. :-(

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Potterdammerung [23 Oct 2007|07:27pm]
FPB, you make me lol
What I find strange, passing strange, is that this beautiful and attractive young woman, twice married, a writer of great talent and keen observation, should be so unfamiliar, not only with the inwardness of male love, but even with the visible externals – the convulsions of terror, the profusions of poetry, the lover turning up at her address forty times only not to ring the bell once. In her three decades of life, and in spite of her beauty and charm, has no man ever courted her in the normal way? (emphasis mine)
-fpb

Oh, FPB. Really?

I will say this: I've never been asked out. But from what I've experienced with guys aged 14 through 20 (and keep in mind Harry is 16), there is no poetry, or stalkeresque lurking outside the house. (There is terror, I guess, but it's not nearly as dramatic as FPB's making it out to be.) What there is, is a guy waiting until a girl is not surrounded by her friends, and then asking her to "hang out" sometime over the weekend, usually with varying degrees of nervousness. "Hanging out" usually consists of lunch at a mall or something. Also, he might act incredibly awkward around the girl until he gets up the nerve to ask her out, depending on how confident or shy he is.
So denouncing the whole Harry/Ginny thing (which was dumb, but for different reasons) as not the TRUE way of how YOUNG MEN fall in LOVE is just stupid.

The point:
FPB is creepy.


Someday I will write an actual post, about things that matter.
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Jekyll! [20 Oct 2007|02:15am]
I may or may not have just spent 3+ hours watching Jekyll online. (I'm on the last episode-- this was airing when I was in London! wtf!)

It's a great show, but it is slightly flawed in that it operates upon the assumption that James Nesbitt is hot.

This is a very large leap in logic for one to make.

Granted, when he cuts his hair, I suppose he upgrades to okay-looking at certain angles-- but Jekyll just assumes attractiveness. I think they're going for a charisma thing. Whatevz, BBC.

Spoilers for the end of the 1st series )
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Clearly Peter Serafinowicz writes slash fanfiction. [06 Oct 2007|10:36pm]

CLEARLY.
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BREAKING NEWS: Patrick Wolf: New Benny Hill?!?!? [05 Oct 2007|01:30pm]
Patrick Wolf is going to keep mum about the 4th album, go into solitude with a beard*, and then re-emerge with the fourth one. I think it's a counting chickens before they're hatched sort of thing. sry [info]hangingheathen I got no exclusive!

Also I do not know how to pronounce M.I.A., (em-ei-ay? Mia? Maya? I think the name is Maya SomethingthatisSriLankan, but the stage name? Balls) which I realized right before I said it. Which threw Patrick Wolf off for a second, I think. But whatever, journalists are always mangling the pronunciation of names anyway; I am the latest in a long and traditional line.

Aaaaaaaaand now I have to transcribe it. By "now" I mean "probably sometime Sunday". Actually, transcribing the first bit will make me extremely sad because the levels are terrible (o hay sup speakerphone on a cell phone) but I'm listening to it now and the second half is better. I think.
Right now it'll probably be a Q&A format if I can just *distinguish sounds on the bloody tape* but if there's not enough I'll try and work it into a narrative format. Wait, you know what? Eff it, it's a Q&A. The Voices section is not huge, it only has so much space.

This has been very educational. I feel that, for my first interview of someone I've never met and is more famous and talented than me, I did fairly well, although it definitely warmed up later after I got over the initial awkwardness.
Plus I have talked to a famous** person! I have learned useful real-world skillz! Hoorah.
Also: Good idea not to mention this was my first interview ever, because imagine you've been doing music for like 10 years, you're doing your interviews all day, and suddenly you get told your interviewerer's never interviewed before. It's like "Dude, did they just stick some random kid there to interview me? I mean no, I'm not Paul McCartney, but I am not a training ground either. What a jerk." But whatevz it's a moot point.






*this is debatable



**kinda
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WHUT: A Livejournal Entry In Poetic Form [01 Oct 2007|09:08pm]
i have the chance to interview patrick wolf




i'm not even joking



i've never interviewed anyone before


famous i mean, i've interviewed classmates


in 7th grade






should i do it????

i don't know very much about him

other than that he is sparkly and colorful and, I believe, a 14-yr-old genius



what is my life
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BLACKPOOL! (the show, not the city) [27 Sep 2007|11:51pm]
[ music | My Little Brother-Art Brut stuck in head ]

is far more brilliant than I thought it was. I really don't think the singing bits are all that necessary to the story, as they don't happen quite often enough to make it a musical, but they are full of lolz. I would talk about it now, but I want to go to bed, so I'll probably talk about the first 2 episodes tomorrow night.
For now I'll just say Dave Morrissey was well-cast because he just looks so honest! and yet he is clearly Dodgy.

Problem That Is My Fault: I need a lab notebook for tomorrow's discussion but they haven't come in at the bookstore yet. This in itself is a solvable problem, simply say to the TA that the lab notebooks have sold out, but a) I need my TA to sign some paper or other in it before I can do my lab, and b) I insinuated that I'd simply forgotten it, rather than lacked it completely. This was a bad idea on my part, and I should've not done it. Maybe I'll stop by at the bookstore tomorrow and hope they're in. *stupid*

In other news, first week of sophomore (second) year is okay. I live in a suite; it has 2 bedrooms, bathrooms, a kitchen, living room and dining room. It was also falling apart, so one of the roommates had a word and people came in to repaint and replaster most of the suite. There are also ants, which have managed to make one of the ant-traps disappear. This is both amazing and a little frightening.

It's very odd to be a second year as I still feel like a first year, yet all the first years are very easy and sure with each other and I only know about five of their names, yet recognize a good chunk of them by sight.

There is a guy in Sosc who bears a really striking resemblance to Dominic Cooper:

So much so that I sometimes find myself looking at him and thinking "He really does look a lot like Dakin from The History Boys."
I really hope this does not end with him seeing me looking at him and thinking that I fancy him, because that would be awkward.

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I never thought I'd say this [11 Sep 2007|10:33pm]
But I kinda wanna go back to college??


Also, I am looking for people who are willing to give me $5000 to study abroad without me having to Render Services. Linx plz
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A Serious Post That Isn't Emo WHUT [29 Aug 2007|10:36am]
Since 2005 I have been experiencing teeth woes. From birth until '05 I remember having no problems with my teeth whatsoever. I'd go to the dentist and they'd say "no cavities" and I would be like "Sweet." I think this is due to two things:
* I never got in the habit of eating sugary cereals or snacks
* I'm really quite healthy overall, in that my body seems to be able to recover quickly from illnesses

I vaguely remember the last time I went to the hospital and had a doctor prescribe something-- I think it was when I had stomach flu in like 2002 or something. I get a cold maybe about once a year, depending on how stressed I get, and it's usually so mild that I just go to school anyway (annoying people by sneezing and sniffling, though). The last time I went to a clinic was when I first came to college, and had some kind of mysterious sickness that made me very tired and made my throat hurt. I thought I might have strep, but they tested and said I didn't, and it went away in about four days.

Anyway, the point is that I'm pretty happy with my body, except for my teeth. In 2005, I went to the doctor because my way-back molar was hurting something fierce. The dentist took X-rays and told me I had a cavity there which needed a root canal, and on top of that I had 13 tiny cavities that needed to be filled-- between my teeth, that could (he said, looking at me significantly) have been prevented by flossing.

As you can imagine this was really quite frightening to me, who'd never had a cavity before in my life. (Other sidenote: I think the cavities came from me going to Japan and eating a lot of Mentos, because the dentist also took out some X-rays from 2002/2003 and said I had no cavities there. So lesson bloody learned.) I got them all filled, which was extremely expensive, and took two or three sessions of going to the dentist. Now I have random glints of metal in my smile. I could get porcelain or ceramic ones, of course, but to me, it's the principle of the thing that bothers me. I want to have a totally natural set of teeth. Anyway, I don't drink sodas, I floss every evening and brush twice a day, which has helped, but that's just the beginning of the story.
How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Find A Way To Fix My Teeth )

For those of you who want the short version:
I'm going to try eating tons of greens starting today until I finish all the non-organic food in the house, and then I'll begin a raw diet for a month. I have a scheduled dentist appointment in December so I'll be able to see how it goes. I'm also buoyed by the fact that my dad's never gone to the dentist, ever, and his teeth are straight and white. Even though his oral hygeine routine consists of cleaning his teeth with a small wooden stick with a frayed end (it's an Ethiopian thing), he's never complained about teeth hurting. Using this experience, my guess is that my dad has passed on some of his awesome teeth genes to me (I naturally have really straight white teeth also), since it's only recently I've experienced cavity problems. I'm also guessing that since he uses a stick rather than a toothbrush, which he throws away after each use, and doesn't eat sweets anyway due to his diabetes, his teeth have basically never been in a situation where they were EXTREMELY susceptible to sugar or harmful bacteria. He does, however, drink soda and beer, yet his teeth are fine, hence my suspicion about awesome teeth genes.

My hypothesis, based on my family history/personal history, is that once I cut out all the refined sugars in my life, my teeth are going to not have things actively attacking them. Next I'll use a baking soda rinse, which should kill bacteria that cause cavities. Then adding in the greens and raw foods, which contain generally awesome minerals, along with mineral supplements, will help coat over or fill in any cavities that I may still have lurking despite my flossing/brushing routine. If I keep really strictly to the plan, I should see a notable difference when I go to the dentist for a checkup at the end of December, which is four months away. I'll tell him what I'm doing, also, and hopefully he won't dismiss it out of hand. Though he very well might, since it does sound like a very new-age-non-traditional way of dealing with the body's problems, and usually sciency people don't take well to this kind of thing as it's hard to really prove.

More crap )
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*facepalm* [25 Aug 2007|09:00pm]
I generally try to avoid passing judgement on books until I read them, but this is one of the more ridiculous things I have ever heard of.
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Gasp of excitement! [16 Aug 2007|11:31pm]
Links to do with madness on the internets )
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Confusing. [11 Aug 2007|12:21pm]
I just went through five months' worth of posts in 2006 to try and find one specific post where I mention Jason Flemyng emailing me, but I can't find it-- either here, or on the JF group.

I feel like I'm in a film.


I will now get the hell off the internet.
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Stardust? [10 Aug 2007|05:15pm]
I found it quite delightful.


Also, David Walliams and Nathaniel Hawthorne were in it. As was Mark Williams, though not for that long.




(crossposted sry)
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